KEEPING QUEENSLAND CLASSY
The awkward thing about this postcard is that my mum bought it for me.
ADORABLE IN AVIGNON
Sleep all you want, pretty kitty, you’re too cute! (if somewhat out of proportion with your surroundings…)
IT’S NOT EASY BEING GREEN
That’s not what Laman Street looks like anymore!
HIPSTER COCKATOOS
Who’s a pretty boy? Totally rockin’ the retro Ray Bans.
I DRANK LIKE A FISH, BUT NOW I’M ON THE WAGON
KANGAROO ON A BICYCLE
Man, would I pay to see THIS in real life!!
OH DEAR GOD
That is all I have to say about this. Some people don’t believe there are many horrific postcards out there. Ladies and gentlemen, here is your proof.
REAL PROFESSIONAL
I bet business isn’t so great, huh?
AN ODE TO THE TRANSVESTITES OF NEW YORK CITY
They just dont care
when the tourists stare,
because they want all the guys
to check out their thighs,
the one on the left looks like Sarah Jessica Parker,
I know what [s]he’s thinking, I’m one hot mother…
:P
P.S. Did you notice the amusing, misspelt caption on the back?
BRINGING SEXY BACK
And in the middle? The crippling loneliness of a man with no friends and no girlfriend. Or boyfriend. I think his shirt is too pink for him to be straight. Just get a haircut! It would solve all of your life’s problems. Or just spend your time finding 80s-themed parties to attend. Actually, that’s awesome, I’d love to wander the world in search of 80s parties. Your life would be a constant blur of robot dancing and “Come on Eileen”. Much preferable to grinding and Justin Bieber. I was totally born in the wrong decade. Also, I hope I never have to use the words ‘grinding’ and ‘Justin Bieber’ in the same sentence ever again.
